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Thomas Travolta Effing has died

May 16^th Mr. Travolta Effing died due to an tragic accident. According to Mrs. Dumm – his house mate – he fell off his wheel chair and broke several bones when he was run over a marching band and his very own wheel chair several times.

His life as a painter and writer was abruptly interrupted in 1939 when Germans conquered Paris. After that time he decided the move to the U.S. In order to start a new life. There he managed to raise an astonishing fortune with stock exchange and painting pictures of marching bands.

Rumors say that Mr. Travolta Effing soon built a large enemy base consisting of several stock traders, painters and band leaders. So it was only a matter of time when he had to die.